The Witch Hunter » Book Review

Disappointed doesn't even begin to cover my range of emotions upon completion of The Witch Hunter. I wanted to love it! I was completely ready to jump on the bandwagon. But I sadly could only wave as the bandwagon passed me by along its journey to the squealing fandom.

Elizabeth - Our Witch Hunter

The setting of the book isn't anything new, surprising or special. Our main character is Elizabeth and she happens to be a witch hunter. She is pretty damn good at her job but unfortunately gets accused of witchcraft herself. Whoops.

Luckily she gets rescued! Unfortunately it's by a wizard. That isn't going to do her reputation any good.

I really enjoyed the first 100 or so pages of the book. But I quickly started losing interest after that. I can't exactly explain why. Maybe it's because I had left my hotel in Ohio and I could no longer read by the pool. Maybe the first 100 pages were only made interesting by the fact that I had THIS to look at (via bookishpeach @ Instagram).


I genuinely liked Elizabeth. She was strong, hard-working, and loyal. However, most of the characters surrounding her seemed dull and lifeless. Call me crazy, but it got to the point where I felt that book was seeping energy OUT of me.

Romance

We do have a teensy love triangle in the works. It didn't bother me too much because the two love interests were kept separate from each other and there wasn't a whole lot of mooning on Elizabeth's part. Her first love interest is Caleb. He introduced her to Blackwell and the world of witch-hunting but can't seem to see Elizabeth as anything other than a sister or a dear friend. So we do have some pining to deal with. Luckily it wasn't overwhelming and I found it quite relatable (since I do occasionally find myself in the pining stage as well).

Then we have John, the healer. I liked him, he seemed nice and sweet. But I FELT nothing. I wanted a romance that I could really get behind, something I could root for. All I felt was a lot of 'meh'.

Our Crew & Villain

I'm lumping these two categories together because I have the same complaint.

(Just so you guys know, I recited the rest of the lines in my head)

Elizabeth ends up going on a quest with a John, George and some girl whose name I can't remember because of a prophecy. What a wonderful opportunity for me to fall in love with these characters!

Nope. NOTHING. I have NO feelings.

We instead end up at a really bizarre juvenile party that reminded me a terrible YA high school contemporary instead of a fantasy story with real stakes. The change in tone really threw me off and I couldn't make myself recover from that.

Onto our villain, Blackwell. He was SO BORING. Nothing about his character surprised me at all. Apparently, I had guessed the big reveal right after reading the synopsis (which I must say, must be some kind of record for me). He was just a standard villain. There was nothing interesting about him.

There wasn't anything interesting about anyone, really.

I do have the next book, The King Slayer, already checked out from the library. I will probably give it a go in a few days just so I can complete this duology. Maybe it will be a little better than The Witch Hunter.

I know some of my blogger friends out there really enjoyed this one. I'M SORRY GUYS! I really did try, I promise.

PS: There is NO political intrigue. Absolutely none. Don't fall for the Game of Thrones comparison!

The Witch » Movie Review

The Witch (2016) is a movie that's really got me thinking, trying to puzzle it out.

Looking back, the key was always at the beginning.  During the title screen, the card reads "The VVitch: A New England Folktale."

Folktale.

Folktale. 

This is a movie made for folk who aren't alive anymore.

If the theatre were full of little puritans, in their caps and hats, from the 1600's, and they were all watching "The Witch," it'd be the perfect horror movie.  They'd be scared shitless.

It's just like when I saw The Exorcism of Emily Rose as a kid.  Growing up ultra-Catholic, you better believe I knew Satan and demonic possession were real.  That's what made the movie transcend horror for me.  How can I explain this... when you see a horror movie that so specifically and pointedly exploits your beliefs and fears, what you're watching becomes real.  Because your belief system says, this could and does happen. After watching Emily Rose, I prayed the rosary every night for a month to ward off evil.

Likewise, a puritan audience, who truly knew witches existed, would find The Witch disturbing the core.  They'd go home from the movie, truss up their teenage daughters, and make them recite the Lord's Prayer. And they'd mean it. However, the modern audience doesn't believe anymore.  There's even a little children's grammar rule that laughs at the idea.  I use it when teaching English, the uses of 'who' and 'which': "People aren't whiches."

All of this is the say — I argue that modern audiences can't be truly terrified by The Witch.  But we can get startled, suspended, grossed out, unnerved, and have fun while having a bit of a history lesson at the same time.  This is what kept early American colonists up at night.

The Witch is, at its core, a family drama.  At the beginning of the movie, our characters leave the safety and provision of their puritan compound because the father has a dispute with church elders — a matter of religious interpretation.  They depart for the wilderness, where they can practice their faith with independence. They settle on a piece of land on the outskirts of a tangled wood.



Dun dun.

The movie's protagonist is the teenage daughter, Thomasin.  She has wheat-blonde hair, wide-set eyes, a pinchable nose, and a full, stubborn mouth.  Visually, she's the perfect representation of her character — lovely, alluring, forthright, and fey. The casting here was spot-on.  Even more perfect, Anya Taylor-Joy gave a wonderful performance.



Supporting Thomasin's character, are her mother and father and four little siblings...

Kate Dickie was a bit typecasted. She's well-known for her indignant nostrils, and for her role in Game of Thrones as Lysa Arryn, who breastfeeds her ten year-old son. Sure enough, one of the first things Dickie's character does in The Witch is... breastfeed. Despite this odd reprisal, I thought Dickie really went after her act, teeth first, and that was admirable.

Dickie's counterpart, Ralph Eneson, the stolid, prideful patriarch, with his fog-horn voice, didn't have to work too hard at his job.  He frowns, grit his teeth, chops wood, and intones — that was pretty much the extent of his emotional expression. I think there was room there for a greater performance.

Harvey Scrimshaw, as the stripling Caleb, was every young, pre-teen boy you've ever loved and hoped good things for.  His chemistry with Anya Taylor-Joy was wonderful.

Ellie Grainger and Lucas Dawson, as the young twins, represented every kid you've ever wanted to slap, then questioned your own character for thinking such things.



Is The Witch a feminist movie?

I don't think so (not that it would be a bad thing). What I do think is that the movie — as a horror film that explores historical fears — taps into humankind's past anxiety regarding female independence and sexuality.  This doesn't make The Witch carry a feminist message or agenda.  It merely states a fact — this is how things used to be.

I think the confusion and debate regarding this matter comes from the final minutes of the movie. [spoiler]Thomasina, stained in her mother's blood and having signed Satan's book, levitates into the air with her new coven, ecstatic. [/spoiler] Indeed, the ending of the film is highly, highly interpretable.  I do have an opinion on the subject.  [spoiler]In my opinion, Thomasina has not been 'liberated,' as a woman. After all, she just signed a contract with Lucifer. She is now a slave, in matter of fact. She is depicted as happy, ecstatic even, but this can also be interpreted as a sign of her giving into madness, having witnessed the downfall of her family at the hands of evil. It's an origin tale... The beginning of a new story. Thomasina becomes "The Witch of the Wood" — the character of the folktale. All along, we were watching the personal story of how a person would become such a fantastical, inaccessible figure of legend.[/spoiler] However, I do feel as if my views are up for a debate.

All in all, The Witch was a new kind of horror experience for me.  I've never thought to access history in such a way before — through the fears of our country's ancestors.  However, the realization that this is what the movie was trying to accomplish only came to me after some thought and rumination.  The Witch could have benefitted by more clearly communicating its thematic message.